Post by LANA? on Jun 29, 2009 1:31:00 GMT -5
† LANA'S NOTE †
[/color][/center][/font][/font]Taped to the sign of the school is a very crudely made large piece of paper, created, naturally, by sticking together numerous pieces of bond sheets.
"HEY MAGGOTS!yo mah peepsmerry christmasDear Students (hah, baka, got that one right!),
Welcome to.. the Academy. Yeah, I haven't really thought of a name for it yet, so shoot me. Actually, no, don't shoot me, since you're going to get either suspended or given the boot, but you know what I mean.
Obviously, this isn't a place for weaklings. You come here for something like all fun and games, and you're going to get a hell of a lot more than you bargained for. It's not too late to turn back, you know? You can like, send a letter, I guess, and we'll refund your tuition fee (not like it cost anything, losers, this place is free). But if you're actually brave enough to actually keep moving forward, well, then I'm going to be very proud of you and happy that I put up those advertisements in town anyway.
The reason you're here is simple. You're a contender for the Gift. You know what that is? No. You don't. Duh. So, I suppose we're going to be having an assembly pretty soon, so you can go meet some new buddies (if you haven't already), and all your amazing teachers, staff.. and me. Your principal.
Anyway, I certainly hope that all of you will have the time of your lives here, if you don't lose your lives here in the first place.
Oh, and watch out for the fountain. It has a mind of its own.
HAPPY HANUKKAH!
Lana"
And lower, in a much better handwriting than the messy childish scrawl, is a single sentence in blue fountain pen ink.
I apologize for the principal's behavior. For any serious matters, please approach Deputy Principal of High School, John Baka. Don't let the last name confuse you, please. Take care and try not to get lost.