Post by JOHN BAKA on Jun 29, 2009 0:18:03 GMT -5
JOHN EFRAIN BAKA
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(FULL NAME) JOHN EFRAIN BAKA
(NICKNAMES) JOHN, JOHNNY, JOHN E, BAKAFACE, DIP'NDOTS
(GENDER) MALE
(BIRTHDAY) JUNE 9, 1963
(HOROSCOPE) GEMINI
(HOMETOWN) LANA'S MIND
(AGE) 46
(OCCUPATION) DEPUTY PRINCIPAL - HIGH SCHOOL / PART-TIME STARBUCK'S COUNTER BOY
(SEXUAL ORIENTATION) BISEXUAL
(CLIQUE) DRIFTER
(PLAYBY) JOHNNY DEPP
my mirrors are stained with portraits of your face
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(HAIR) NATURALLY BROWN, OCCASIONALLY COLORED
(EYES) DARK BROWN
(SKIN TONE) TANNED
(ETHNICITY) CAUCASIAN
(HEIGHT) 5'9
(WEIGHT) WEIGHTHERE
(BODY TYPE) ATHLETIC
(DISTINGUISHED FEATURES) SCARS WHERE HIS CLOTHES COVER HIM, FACIAL HAIR, GLASSES
(PIERCINGS) NONE
(TATTOOS) HE HAS FOURTEEN TATTOOS IN ALL, A THREE ON HIS THUMB, THE WORD 'JACK' WITH A SPARROW ON HIS RIGHT ARM, THE WORDS 'WINO FOREVER' ALSO ON HIS RIGHT ARM, THREE RECTANGLES ON HIS RIGHT INDEX FINGER, ETC. ETC.
(PERSONAL STYLE) Johnny's clothing are simple, really, though occasionally he'll wear jeans with holes where his knees are supposed to be. Normally he just wears whatever seems to fit his mood at the time. Light colors when he's happy, dark colors when he isn't. He also may or may not wear a hat depending on what the day's like. Sunny days calls for a cowboy-style hat, maybe, and cold days call for winter caps. Whenever there is something formal occurring, the closest he gets to formal is a striped shirt, black blazer, and white slacks. Leather shoes complete this, of course, instead of his regular sneakers.
we'll end this tragedy today
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(FATHER) N/A
(MOTHER) LANA
(SIBLINGS) N/A
(OTHER NOTABLE FAMILY MEMBERS) N/A
(PETS) A DOG NAMED CHICO
(HISTORY)
Johnny was born through, what else but, Lana's paintings. Due to her insane love for Johnny Depp, the girl had painted him on the easel when inspiration did not strike. She'd forgotten her ability to bring them to life, of course, and so John E. Baka (the name which had been at the tip of her tongue at that moment) was born. He, naturally, has an uncanny resemblance to the celebrity Johnny Depp, as he was the one on her mind at that time. Despite Lana knowing that he was not the real deal, he was pretty close to it - looks and personality-wise - and so she'd taken him in without so much as a thought. This is why he was given the task of being deputy principal of the high school; considering that Lana was much too lazy to actually get things done.
Even though he's the deputy principal, and even though his job is high-paying - he still felt as though it wasn't quite an honest thing to do. Lana did, after all, had an incredible sense of favoritism for him (as seen by the way she always seemed to give him a lollipop after a hard day's work - even if it was his day off). This was why he decided to work for the resident Starbuck's, too, much to the management's surprise. They'd though him to be the real Johnny Depp, without him even explaining. He was hired on the spot, then, and found that it was impossible for him to actually get an honest job. It caused him to wonder just briefly as to why Lana had decided to paint him after Johnny Depp, but he did not at all have a problem with how he was brought in - painting or not.
Much like Lana, who hadn't at all aged a day over twelve, he hasn't aged a day over forty-six - despite June 9 having passed over and over again. He still celebrates his birthday, though, with cake and parties and games and pinatas; despite his friends wondering why exactly he never seemed to grow another wrinkle or something, or why he seemed to be the same regular guy he's always been. They haven't found out that he isn't the real Johnny Depp, however, and as much as he tries to get them to understand that he was just born as an incredibly good look alike with the same tattoos and height and all, they never listen. So as much as he wants to be known for who he truly is; nobody really pays attention. Except for Lana, of course.
Johnny has also jumped off the rooftop to the academy in hopes of flying, only falling and (not dying - paintings can't die) breaking almost every bone in his body. Naturally, he survived, but since then he's still been dreaming of being able to randomly grow wings from his shoulders and zoom into the air. Throughout the course of things, his recovery's gone pretty well, the only hint of it the bruises and wounds he has - along with the ones he inflicted on himself out of frustration and inability to do something he's been desiring on his own.
our time to shine beyond the pavement
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(LIKES)
+ cigarettes
+ company
+ people
+ any citrus fruits
+ rum
+ france
+ magic
+ mystery
+ books
+ art
(DISLIKES)
- fainting
- ignorance
- destruction
- animosity
- enemies
- sweet things
- first impressions
- liars
- insolence
- disbelieving
(HOBBIES) WRITING, SINGING, DANCING, SLEEPING AND DREAMING
(FEARS)
† PLASMOPHOBIA (fear of ghosts)
† FRIGOPHOBIA (fear of cold)
† MONOPHOBIA (fear of being alone)
† SCOTOMAPHOBIA (fear of being blind)
† COIMETROPHOBIA (fear of cemeteries)
† ACHLUOPHOBIA (fear of darkness)
† KAKORRHAPHIOPHOBIA (fear of failure)
† ATHAZAGORAPHOBIA (fear of forgetting/being forgotten)
† PHILOPHOBIA (fear of falling in love)
† COUNTERPHOBIA (causes one to seek one's fear)
(SECRETS) JOHNNY HAS THE FEELING THAT HE'S A COPY OF A REAL PERSON
(DREAMS) HE WANTS TO FLY!
(STRENGTHS) CHARMING, STREET-SMART, ATHLETIC, PLAYS THE PIANO&GUITAR, IS VERY QUICK WITH DRINKS
(WEAKNESSES) EASILY SWAYED, DOES NOT LIKE SEEING HIMSELF, OVER-PROTECTIVE TO THE POINT OF FAULT, BODY IS RIDDLED WITH SCARS OF SELF-INFLICTION, LOW SELF-ESTEEM
(OTHER) HE BITES HIS NAILS AND HAS OCD
(PERSONALITY)
Mature.
That's right, Johnny's mature. Considering that he's around a hyperactive, bouncy forever-twelve-year-old named Lana, it's impossible for him NOT to act like a father figure, even if Lana is, in a sense, his mother. He can be fun too, however, and will occasionally joke about whatever he could be talking about at the moment. He also has the ability to be incredibly polite, although after spending a lot of time with the principal, he's lost a bit of that. Johnny can still be a Prince Charming, though, albeit an immortal one.
Johnny has the uncanny ability to tell what's in people's minds, though not exactly good enough for it to be called 'mind reading'. This conception of what people are thinking of gives him a heads-up as to troublemakers and people he's interested in, and also gives him the upper hand in intellectual battles. There are occasions where he goes through mental conflict with someone else, and Johnny almost always turns the words of his opponent around and against him. Depending on who the person is, he may also inject some innuendo in there.
Being with him is like going through a mental and emotional tango. There are dips and spins and clapping of hands, and the topics explored are constantly different and never something you can expect. One moment you can be talking about socks and their material, and the next you could be talking about the latest news about town, and then maybe academics next - because the possibilities are endless. Although this occurs, Johnny close to never reveals information about himself, something he caught from the one who brought him into this world. He's afraid of weakness and vulnerability, and therefore distracts whoever he's speaking with with other topics that will reveal information about them instead.
(AND...) HE LIKES MEN.
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